Trichocereus bridgesii 'Monstrose' --Penis Cactus-- Size:1 quart round pot This is the one houseplant

This is the one houseplant to rule them all - monstera plants are incredibly popular centerpoint plants because of their striking fenestrated

with smaller three lobed leaves

and chewed

These plants are cuttings from seedgrown mothers that themselves were second generation plants that lived in Texas their whole lives - tldr: several generations of successful Texas growing

but the plant provides round after round for weeks

Trichocereus bridgesii 'Monstrose' --Penis Cactus-- Size:1 quart round pot This is the one houseplantSynonym: Echinopsis lageniformis f. monstrose. Going by the name "penis cactus" because of a dubious resemblance some have pointed out. Ally plant and traditional sacramental use.